Posted 3 hours ago

violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

Posted 3 hours ago

angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 

Posted 4 hours ago

Photo taken during a lightning storm at 2am (It was pitch-black outside and lightning flashed, right as the picture was taken.)

(Source: lvndscapes)

Posted 4 hours ago

viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

Posted 4 hours ago
epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

Posted 4 hours ago

abbygubler:

repeat after me:

there are white people suffering in the world

but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white

Posted 4 hours ago

aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

Posted 10 hours ago

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

Posted 11 hours ago
darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

Posted 11 hours ago

missdontcare-x:

If you didn’t want me to ship them then why did you cast a blonde and a brunette